"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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