College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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