Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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