porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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