I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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