i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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