Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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