Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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