The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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