I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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