Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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