He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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