Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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