Do vagina's smell?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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