Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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