dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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