i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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