well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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