Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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