Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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