marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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