just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize
