Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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