Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
