i was born a porn star she said
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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