who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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