FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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