We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
my poor anus
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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