Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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