The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
