Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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