she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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