I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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