Your tits are I can't wait for
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She bit a glass in half.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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