Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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