I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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