Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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