I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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