I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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