Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She's the barista slut.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I want to fling myself into the sun
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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