More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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