Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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