Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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