you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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