I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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