he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
