Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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