My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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