Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
