we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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