I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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