So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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