BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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