the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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