So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
