Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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