garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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