Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
